GUESS WHAT?!

No job yet. Did I fool ya???

Last week I continued my shameless self-promotion, speaking ad nauseam about how qualified and virtuous I am, via in person interviews and phone screens.

This process, y’all. It’s a roller coaster. Roller coasters don’t usually make me puke, but this one may.

Three weeks and change have elapsed since I submitted my first application and resumé at the end of October. I was clueless enough to think I’d be working, or at least scheduled to be working, by Thanksgiving. Have I mentioned I haven’t done this for awhile? And last time I did, I was applying in a field with a significant labor shortage?

Last week I participated in my first ever ‘behavioral interview.’ Thirty minutes of ‘describe a time when…’ questions. Interviewer did not have my resume or the job description of the position I was applying for. It would seem my ‘behavior’ is bad, because I received the ‘we are considering other candidates that we feel are the best fit for the position’ email a couple of days later. I miraculously resisted the urge to reply to lovely young HR representative and say, “Hey, no hard feelings. Your rejection sentence has an extraneous ‘that’ in it. So clearly your organization is completely beneath me anyway.”

The organization I was interviewing with has apparently decided these behavioral interviews are a good assessment tool. I have decided they are a waste of everyone’s time. In the organization’s defense, I was a shit show in that interview. In my defense, very little (perhaps nothing) about it would have demonstrated aptitude for the job; even if I’d aced it.

On the phone screen for a different position, after about 15 minutes, the lady interviewing me said, “I’m guessing this position will be filled internally.” So I guess she was just calling me for funsies. I am pretty damn fun to talk to on the phone.

I am NO damn fun to talk to on the phone.

I received an email a few days later saying the position had been filled internally. At this point in the sequence of events I was on what you might call a low point of the roller coaster ride; or perhaps the point in the journey when I would actually toss my cookies. Which is silly, because I knew both of those jobs were quite a stretch. Nonetheless, I was convinced these two rejections meant there were simply no employers on planet earth who would be interested in actually hiring me.

I am relieved to report I have not been rejected for every job I’ve applied for. Just most of ’em. Five days ago I had what I felt to be a great interview, for a clinic job I’d actually like to land. After which I was told they’d make a decision after Thanksgiving.

Ya wanna know who has lots of patience? Sub-par job seekers. Make up your damn mind, folks.

Today I had another interview that went very, very well. It’s a good sign when the interviewer wants to talk about Croatia for 10 minutes. A very, very good sign. And, he told me he’d have an answer for me by Friday.

I’ll probably jinx myself, but I’m feeling very good about my odds of having an offer in my hands by happy hour on Friday.

BUT. Of course there is a BUT. I hate BUTs.

While the position pays well, is within 10 minutes of my house, and the people I’d be working with seem great; it’s seasonal. Assisting a CPA during tax season, four to six months a year. On many, many levels this is a good thing. I could be on the sideline of every summer soccer game. I could go to Croatia with my family. I could sit by the pool and eat bonbons all day.

But, I don’t have a pool. And since my husband is between projects, it’d be really nice to have health insurance. Or at least make enough to pay for it. And, by my calculations, working four to six months at this pay scale won’t cover it. Which is TOTALLY FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

I had been doing a little better with my language. But I feel like this scenario deserves expletives.

All indicators point to the fact that on Friday I’ll either need to decide to take the seasonal job which won’t pay enough to cover health insurance for my family of four OR hold out hope for the clinic job, which is year round and comes with benefits. But, of course, it is certainly plausible I could turn down the seasonal job and then not be offered the clinic job.

So there ya go. A lot of news that’s really no news at all. I’m going to go take some deep breaths now.

And maybe have a glass of wine.

THE CYCLOSPORINE LEVELS ARE ALL WRONG

The job search chronicles, part II

Last night I dreamed I had a job. I never really have ‘good’ dreams.

I was back in the hospital lab on the university campus I worked in before devoting my life to laundry folding, et al. Initially, things were going ok, but then I realized the method I was using to test cyclosporine levels was the very same one I’d used 15 years ago. Problem is, right as I was in the process of leaving that job, a new test method was being developed for testing cyclosporine levels. For better or worse, my OB decided to induce labor before I had a chance to be instructed on the new protocol.

My supervisor was gently reminding me I had been using the outdated method, and then she said, let’s go to coffee; we can sort all this out when we get back. Way, way WAY back when I worked the day shift, going to coffee was a thing; so it seemed like a good idea. I thought I might even get one of those tasty egg and cheese on an English muffin sammies I used to enjoy on occasion.

I don’t know if I ever got a sandwich. Or coffee. Next thing I remember, I was headed back into the lab; but when I opened the door it wasn’t the right room. So I opened a few more doors, and none of them were where I was supposed to be.

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If you’re wondering what happened to the supervisor I’d gone to coffee with, join the club.

I wandered and wandered and wandered, and somewhere along the line I realized I had no idea where I was. Nothing looked familiar. I couldn’t even find the building I was supposed to be in. I started getting nervous. My surroundings were becoming more and more unfamiliar. Hours were passing by. I REALLY needed to get back to work and figure out the damn cyclosporine levels.

I was so rattled I called Chris to come and help me. And bless his heart, he tried. But I was too lost. I fell into a sobbing heap and asked him to simply take me home. I called the lab and talked to my co-worker Kathie from many, many moons ago. I was trying to explain it to her, but I was bawling. And it made no sense anyway.

Also, at some point I was riding in a helicopter. Don’t ask me. No idea. I’ve written about my dreams before. Rationality has little to no role in them.

Unrelated to anything occurring in my deep REM states, I currently have a rash on various parts of my neck and chest. And the left side of my neck is hella stiff. Which is fine, so long as I limit myself to staring straight ahead.

Needless to say, the job search continues. And apparently I’m in a super healthy mental and physical state about my re-entry to real life. Anxiety-riddled dreams, rashes, stiff necks- these are all signs my attitude is right where it needs to be, dontcha think?

Last week I did four interviews/phone screens. This week I have three scheduled. One of which will be broken into two sections and last 75 minutes. One of those sections is a ‘behavioral interview,’ where I’m told I’ll be asked questions like, “Describe a time when…”.

I think I’d rather have my wisdom teeth removed. I can’t, because I’ve already done that and it was awful (dry sockets and a solid week of misery). And yet, I’m thinking it sounds better than having more interviews.

And honestly, if I’m applying for jobs that require jumping through so many hoops; I can’t help but believe I’m aiming a bit high. It’s so nice that my old buddy, crippling self doubt, is walking this job search with me.

It is, of course, not that bad. And I believe it’s all going like it’s supposed to. But it is tedious and exhausting. And I cannot help but question whether or not there couldn’t be a more efficient means of staffing the world.

I also cannot help but be bitter about how hard it is to be a new mom in the work world in this country. What if, just what if, quality childcare was affordable? And what if I could have had six months of maternity leave instead of six weeks? That question could be hyperbolic. I don’t remember how many weeks of leave I had. All I know is that when it was time to put the scrubs back on, there were very few nights where eight hours of uninterrupted sleep happened. I was tired. My boobs often leaked. The pumping room, once I finally got ahold of the person in charge of it (at least 10 phone calls, I kid you not), was a five minute walk from the lab I worked in.

Of course, all this was manageable (and likely would’ve been more so had I been taking care of my undiagnosed anxiety at the time, but who’s got time to go into that?). But I was in a place where I could quit my job, and it just seemed so much easier. And then I blinked twice and 15 years had passed.

There is, of course, no way to know if things could’ve played out differently. I am where I am. It is what it is. And all that other nonsense. My less than pleasant memories about being a working mom to young children could very well just be me wanting to blame my current discomfort on something. In fact, I’m certain that’s what’s happening here. Because I had exactly zero intentions of writing about maternity leave when I sat down here.

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The Job Search Chronicles

Hi. My name is Anne and I’m looking for work. I haven’t had a job that utilized either of my two science-y bachelors degrees in 15 years. I’m uncertain as to whether or not I want to use them in my next paid position. I’m ambivalent about working full-time versus part-time. And if you ask me about salary expectations, I will likely fall into a catatonic state. Professional references? Did I mention I haven’t worked in 15 years?

I’ve had some meaningful and educational volunteer work along the way, but truthfully, the only thing I’ve ‘leaned in’ to in recent years is the washing machine. So I could move the wet clothes to the dryer.

I like rescue dogs, coffee, books, food, wine, piña coladas and walking home in the rain.

What I’m telling you here, is that I am UNIQUELY QUALIFIED to be your next employee. It’s possible I forgot to list scathing, self-deprecating sarcasm under the special skills section on my C.V.

This process, y’all.

The last time I really went through it was the summer of 2000 when Chris and I had relocated to the Twin Cities. I was applying for laboratory technologist positions, and doing it by sending actual hard copy resumés and cover letters. And using fancy-ass paper to boot! And despite the fact that I was sending all that paper IN THE MAIL (I know, who can believe that shit?), it really felt like my phone started ringing the minute I dropped all that fancy paper into the mailbox. COME INTERVIEW TODAY. And I frequently did. I was offered an interview for every position I applied to. And I went and did something like five of them. And they all offered me positions on the spot. Because I was a truly exceptional candidate. Or it might have been because there was crazy shortage of clinical lab scientists at the time and organizations were desperate for labor. But probably it’s because I was an exceptional candidate.

What I’m doing now bears oh so little resemblance to that experience. In a good way, I think, but holy hatboxes, there has been a learning curve.

LinkedIn. Indeed. ZipRecruiter. Good golly. Also, I’ve somehow ended up working with two recruiters. Which is just super fucking weird. One has actually been very helpful. The other has made me want to change my phone number. QUIT CALLING ME, CHAD. Seriously, his name is Chad. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but QUIT CALLING ME, CHAD.

Chad did get me to my second interview yesterday, which was for an entry-level position at a lab where they perform thousands of drug screens everyday. When I say ‘entry-level,’ I mean no degree needed, and having two degrees? Definitely overkill. But I wanted to apply for at least some jobs I knew I would get an offer for. So I ignored all the warning signs (ZipRecruiter headline didn’t match the job, annoying Chad based in Oklahoma, a commute entirely too long for the pay scale of the job) and interviewed with Becky. Interview went swimmingly, Becky was very friendly as she showed me the sad break room that smelled of spaghetti and desolation at 10:30am and the specimen handlers staring blankly into space as they assigned the required 65 accession numbers per hour.

Less than an hour after leaving the building, Chad was at it again. Texting, calling, asking me to get in touch. I’M DRIVING, CHAD. To my next interview, no less. Eventually I got a text, complete with a smiley emoji, from him saying I’d received an offer. When I finally had a minute to talk to him on the phone, he told me I had until 4pm to accept the offer.

I’m gonna have to give this one a hard pass, Chad. Thanks for your help.

Am I being too hard on Chad? Definitely. Do I care? Definitely not. Worth noting, an hour after I talked to Chad and turned down the offer, I got a call from another rep at the same agency telling me I was a perfect fit for the job I’d just interviewed and received an offer for. I don’t remember his name, but I’m gonna call him Steve. I JUST INTERVIEWED AT THAT PLACE, STEVE. GO TALK TO CHAD.

Oh, and Glassdoor. Can I talk about Glassdoor?? It goes something like this: Find a job you’re moderately excited about, apply, get an interview, look up the company on glass door to find out the company owner is a mob boss. The work environment is toxic. I saw and experienced sexual harassment on a repeated basement. Alllllllllrighty then. Still learning what to make of Glassdoor.

Still being early in this process, I have plenty of other tales I could tell. It has mostly been good. Thanks to some quality help with my resumé from lots of smart people, I’ve been able to generate interest from a variety of career sectors. I’m grateful to be in a position where I can take time and be somewhat picky and really, really should not complain. But who wants to read that noise?? If you’re looking for that, you’re reading the wrong blog. But, still, you should totally hire me.

My candidates won. I got a shitty job offer for a position I don’t want. Not a terrible day.

Relentless

It would seem the number of posts I can write about the relentlessness of parenthood is infinite. Perhaps because parenthood is infinitely relentless.

And, if you’re spineless like me, you make it infinitely harder on yourself.

This past Friday, I folded like a dang card table when my kid begged me for a one night reprieve from his current grounded status.

Friends, when these kids of ours were mere pups; their dad and I attended countless hours of parenting classes, and I’ve read some books, and have just enough chutzpah to assume I’m intelligent to an average degree. So when I caved on Friday, I was armed with ample knowledge that giving in was a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad idea.

Right good fella that he is, my son took it upon himself to prove to me what a bad idea it was by making a series of super shitty decisions within less than 24 hours of my parental judgement lapse. Oh how I’d love to share every sordid detail here, but alas, I’ve likely already said more than I should.

Why, if I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that caving was the wrong move, did I do it? Well, my reasons are plenty; but ultimately they are not reasons. They are excuses:

  • Junior’s persuasion and debate skills are well-honed. THIS is the thanks I get for placing my kids in a high achieving school district.
  • I was standing on the frigid sidelines of our third soccer game of the week. I was cold, my brain was frozen.
  • Chris had been gone all week. I was weary of being a responsible adult.
  • He agreed to clean his bathroom and in exchange for leniency. I am a total and complete sucker for a clean bathroom.
  • He also made some promises regarding church attendance sans complaining that sounded awfully damn appealing.

Short of it being someone’s dying wish, though, I can think of no good reason for not standing firm. Because there simply wasn’t one.

I dropped the ball, made a mistake, effed up. And ended up looking like a fool.

My attitude about being made a fool? Decidedly not a healthy one. I hate it. I’m embarrassed. I don’t like making mistakes, especially, when I know better. I’m a big believer in others, particularly strangers, deserving some grace; but don’t typically feel I deserve it myself.

This is an issue which is sure to get worse for me before it gets any better, for the consequences of parenting mistakes seem to become more and more significant as the years go by. Fallout from parental lapses, combined with the incompletely developed brains of teens could easily result in a criminal record. Or worse. I can’t even go there. Which is why I need to grow a spine.

My kids are in high school. My days of having meaningful day to day influence on them are numbered. So I’d really, really like to be better, make fewer mistakes, and increase the chances of turning out human beings who can function in the world as good people.

Factoring in my ineptitude and the state of the world, it feels as though the odds are not in my favor. Relentless, I tell you. This gig is relentless.

GUILTY.

Butt Cheek Touching Butt Cheek

Grab those pearls, you may need to clutch ’em when you read what I’m about to write.

Have you come across this story? Before today, I hadn’t. If you click the headline, it’ll take you to the story. Go ahead and click. I’ll wait.

Then read this.

Did you click and read both of those? Probably not. Am I going to shame you for not reading the assigned material?

NOPE.

Why no shame? Plenty of reasons. If I were a reader, I probably wouldn’t have clicked and read either. And it’s possible you have a life beyond my blog (I might shame you for that I guess- KIDDING) and your time is precious and I have such a deep and abiding appreciation for the fact that anyone clicks on the stuff I write and reads it; so I really have no business assigning additional reading. And, I’m really, really, really very, very, very sick of the fucking shaming, especially of girls and women. Also, there’s no need for you to read either piece, because they are just the latest iterations of the same old shit.

For what it’s worth, I am trying to be mature and grown up and talk like an adult and quit cussing. I will be making zero strides in that endeavor today.

Anyhoo. The story: Girl wins a swim race. Referee (i.e. person in a position of power) proceeds to disqualify said swimmer. Somewhere in there the term intergluteal cleft was uttered. Judge could see “butt cheek touching butt cheek” and deemed it worthy of a DQ.

Intergluteal cleft. That’s a term I might have learned when I took anatomy and physiology in college (a class I excelled in, thank you very little, with the exception of the kidney test– Where my Max Thompson fans at???), but it had since left my gray matter. I’m going to use it, because I find it kind of comical. And frankly, I need a little comedic relief right now, because this story line may well raise my blood pressure to stroke inducing levels.

The judge who disqualified this girl has not been publicly identified. Initially, I assumed said judge to be a man. And then I read this sentence:

An official who worked at Friday’s meet at Dimond High said the referee who disqualified the girl said she could see “butt cheek touching butt cheek.”

SHE could see “butt cheek touching butt cheek.”

Y’all. I cannot. I CANNOT. A grown ass woman did this to a high school athlete. I was seething when I assumed it was a man. Now my mother trucking head is exploding.

I don’t know who officiates swim meets, but I’d like to presume it’s people who have interest in and enthusiasm for the sport. I’d like to presume it’s people who understand the time and effort put forth by student athletes. I’d like to presume it’s people who support female athletes, especially if they themselves are female. Why, oh why, have I not yet learned to quit presuming?

This photo of my daughter was taken in 2016. This ensemble was typical of her swimming attire for the entire trip. The shorts were not swim shorts of any type, they were simply athletic type shorts which she insisted on wearing over her swimsuit. And while I do understand the appeal of a swim shirt, particularly if it blocks the sun, wearing this stuff when you’re spending the day on the water is NOT comfortable. I repeatedly asked her why she felt the need to wear so many clothes while swimming. Somewhere along the line I even wrote something (I don’t think I ever published it) about being concerned that I’d somehow fat shamed or body shamed my then 11 year old daughter. Truth be told, she was probably emulating me, as I’m not terribly comfortable in my own skin, particularly when all that’s covering it is a swimsuit. My point here, is that I was wishing she felt more free and confident with her body.

I can confidently tell you this need for excessive coverage was a phase, and we have most definitely come out on the other side. And I will admit, I now sometimes miss it. I sometimes wish her swimsuits had more material, her leggings were a bit looser, her crop tops a bit longer. But I also know this is MY hangup, and I’m working hard to limit it to that; and not make it her hangup.

This exchange took place in a facebook group a year ago, and I’m sharing it for a couple of reasons.

  1. What Lisa said. Please, please, please can we stop it, women?
  2. My daughter picked out her homecoming dress while I was an ocean away. It’s beautiful. It looks fantastic on her. The price was right. And the cut is, well, a little on the low side. When pictures are posted, she’ll be judged; as will I. I don’t give a fuck, because there is nothing wrong with the dress! Had I been with her when she tried it on, I might have tried to talk her out of it, which would’ve been ridiculous on my part.

Let it be known that I am NOT posting it to shame these women. In the words of my hero Janelle Hanchett, fuck shame. These women are simply calling out what we’ve ALL been conditioned to call out. I’ve been as guilty as anyone else about judging other females’ attire. Did I mention I’m really, really, really very, very, very sick of the fucking shaming, especially of girls and women? Yes, yes I did. I know because I cut and pasted most of that sentence from an above paragraph. But we need to be aware of our behavior.

And, as a mom of a daughter, I beseech ALL (men, women, teenagers, adults, teachers, principals, referees) of us to just fucking stop it.

Let my daughter feel pretty in her dress with no shame, let swimmers compete without having to worry about whether their swimsuits are riding up their asses, shut up about the damn leggings, skirt lengths and necklines.

The story of the swimmer in had an acceptable ending. The disqualification was reversed. But as the author of the second article you probably didn’t read says, there was damage done (ok, I’m shaming you just a little bit- it’s really good- please read it):

Reversing that disqualification was the right thing to do. But it doesn’t begin to undo the damage inflicted and the unfortunate lessons learned for that swimmer and her teammates and all the girls watching this story unfold.
We don’t do this to boys. We don’t worry that their skin-tight football pants are immodest and lust-inducing. We don’t fret that their shoulders show in their basketball jerseys. We don’t see their bare chests near a pool (or at a beach or a Cubs game or an outdoor concert, for that matter) and scurry into a panic.

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I was concerned when my daughter was wearing too many clothes to swim in, then I tsk tsk’d a bit when her swimwear became skimpier than I would’ve liked. She can’t win. I can’t win. But we adults can work on our attitudes and reactions. And we can learn to support young women as they figure life out, WITHOUT shaming them for our hangups.

Grownups, let’s be grownups.

It’s Just a Square on a Calendar

One year.

What is so special about 365 days? What is so special about a specific square on a certain page of a calendar? Why should any one particular date carry more weight than another?

These are the questions I’ve been pondering as the calendar marched relentlessly towards the one year point since my Pastor passed away. The first few weeks (months, maybe?) were unspeakably hard. I could barely enter the church without tears. And even if I made it through the door, and the first few songs, and the sermon; the tears would roll relentlessly as I took communion. My faith community acknowledged and embraced its collective grief. And I’d been there long enough to be comfortable breaking into the ugly cry in the immediate weeks and months following her death. And there were people in my midst, some I knew well, others not so much; who would hold my hand. Or hug me. Or hand me a tissue.

And gradually, it got easier. To walk into the building. To sing the songs. To partake of the bread and wine. We reluctantly found a new normal.

The one year mark, though, feels like ripping the scab off of a healing wound. Like poking at something better off left alone.

It’s painful. It will undoubtedly result in scar tissue.

There is admittedly a part of me asking the questions:

If there were no calendar, would these days feel so heavy?

If the church bulletin hadn’t been reminding me of this upcoming anniversary, would it not have been easier to move forward?

Is there no better word for referring to this horrible thing than ‘anniversary?”!!!

I know, though, that I am a human being. And I’m one who experiences seasons and memories and ebbs and flows.

So even if the church bulletin and calendar hadn’t mentioned it, my bones would’ve remembered the grief they felt the last time summer was moving to fall. A few weeks ago, when I was walking past the pub I’d been sitting in when I received the call saying she’d had a heart attack; my body would have remembered the trauma of receiving that information. Even sans calendar or church bulletin, my mind and body would never have let me forget.

And so, I’m once again shedding tears. I’m once again angry this happened. On a mom level, I’m beyond pissed off that she won’t be laying hands on Elise when she affirms her baptism in a few weeks. On a human level; I’m so, so saddened she wasn’t at the bus stop with her twins today as they headed off to kindergarten. And on a personal level, I feel very cheated to have not had her listening ear as my family has dealt with various tribulations over the past year.

And yet, there is gratitude. That I ever even got to sit in the same room with her. That she planted the seeds of ‘Beloved Community’ at ECLC. That both of my kids had the opportunity to experience confirmation education with her. That I got to share a room with her as we accompanied ECLC youth on a pilgrimage to El Salvador. That I was privileged enough to hear her tell me: You are enough. Take off your mask. I love you. ECLC loves you. No matter what! God loves you.

There’s no great way to wrap this up. This shitty thing happened. It’s been a year. I know we’re all going to be ok, but I’m still pissed it occurred. And I’m sad. And I miss my Pastor, my friend. I miss her truth telling. I miss her love, her guidance. And I miss having her here to tell me that all these emotions are known and loved and accepted by God. Not that I don’t still have people telling me as much, but I simply want it to be HER telling me.

Reply All The Curse Words

I have been out of the work force since, well, forever pretty much. Or just shy of 15 years if we’re going for accuracy (BOR-ing). When employed, back in the day, I had a work email address, but I only checked it when I didn’t have better things to do, which was essentially never. I worked for a hospital system with thousands of employees, and the only emails I received went to everyone, were not typically pertinent, and never required action on my part. I worked in a hospital lab. If people needed information from me, they typically really needed information from me (think, WHERE THE F*** IS THE STAT POTASSIUM LEVEL I ORDERED or I KNOW THE TEST FOR CYCLOSPORINE LEVELS TAKES TWO HOURS, BUT I SENT THE SAMPLE 10 MINUTES AGO SO WHY IS THE RESULT NOT IN THE COMPUTER?); so they called.

Thus, I do not understand email etiquette. At ALL.

Thus, the <reply all> button is the bane of my mother effing existence.

It is admittedly likely due to a lack of understanding on my part.

If an email is sent to the soccer parents* (most of whom are highly educated and have important, prestigious jobs) about arranging a gift for the team manager, is it really necessary for multiple people to reply all thanking those arranging the gift and letting them know it’s a great idea?! Seriously, what is the thought process??

‘If I only reply to the sender, then the entire team won’t know I think it’s a great idea to arrange a gift for the team manager. That would never do. Everyone must know I’m grateful. Better reply all’

‘Maybe if I don’t express to the rest of the team parents that I think a manager gift is a good idea, no one else will contribute, so I’d better reply all.’

Per usual, my agitation over this is not reasonable. I’m certain no one was sitting behind their monitor, rubbing their hands together and laughing maniacally, thinking ‘I’m going to REPLY ALL, that will really annoy Anne.’ These are good, smart, well-meaning folks. And it is highly possible that people with actual lives and jobs don’t have time to weigh whether or not ‘reply all’ is necessary or not. I wouldn’t know. I don’t have a job or a life. I’m an anxious stay at home mom of teenagers. I overthink everything and worry constantly about inconveniencing people.

Also, I love sleep and didn’t get nearly enough last night (compliments of a snoring spouse, a whining dog, and an Xbox playing/yelling teen with absolutely zero self-awareness). And I’ve not been exercising as much as I should. And I’ve been eating too much shit.

I’m tired, crabby, and stressed. Just like the rest of the damn world.

Today I’m taking out my frustrations on the ‘reply all’ button. It makes no more or less sense than anything else in life.

*I’m currently not connected via social media with any of my current fellow soccer parents. If that should ever change, and you should happen to come upon this, I’m sorry. I’m pretty much terrible. Sorry it didn’t come out til now.

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